One of our network members is keen on producing a bumper sticker to express our opposition to bailouts and the institutions engineering them. We could use your help in coming up with a pithy slogan for a great bumper sticker. So far, we have considered:
Delete Wall Street
Delete the Fed
No Bail, No Bail Outs
Jail Time, Not Bail Outs
Refunds, Not Bail Outs
Where is the Money?
Where Would Jesus Bank?
Would Jesus do Bail Outs?
Who Would Jesus Bail Out?
As you can see, we need your brainpower!
New Math: 18k > 401k
My 401k is now 200.5k
Are we there yet?
Get your money for nothin and your chicks for free.
(in Dire Straits)
The Matrix wants a bailout?!
Bailout Darth Vader? You first.
Wall Street = Criminals In Action
You talk like bailing out Darth Vader is a good thing.
Chaos, panic, and disorder — Wall Street’s work here is done.
Starve The Tapeworm Economy! Buy&Bank Locally!
“I told ya, a Giant Suck’n Sound.” R. Perot
“We don’t need no bailouts let the mother fuckers burn. Burn mother fuckers, burn.”
Wall Street + Bailout = Axis of Evil
Wall Street = Terrorism
I can’t believe I bailed out terrorists