One of our network members is keen on producing a bumper sticker to express our opposition to bailouts and the institutions engineering them. We could use your help in coming up with a pithy slogan for a great bumper sticker. So far, we have considered:
Delete Wall Street
Delete the Fed
No Bail, No Bail Outs
Jail Time, Not Bail Outs
Refunds, Not Bail Outs
Where is the Money?
Where Would Jesus Bank?
Would Jesus do Bail Outs?
Who Would Jesus Bail Out?
As you can see, we need your brainpower!
“Bankers, you’re doing a heck of a job.”
“Heckuva job, Bankie.”
Too Big to Succeed
My Other Car is a Toxic Mortgage Security
Bureaucrats Bailout Bankers, Blame Bankrupt Borrowers
Former Homeowner, Current Corporate Welfare Provider
Bailout? Don’t blame me I was at the Spa!
Show me the Spa receipts!
Wall street got bailed out and all I got was a $1000 massage at a million dollar resort!
Bumper stickers:
The Fed’s next plan?
Soilent Green backed currency!
The incredible edible dollar!
Bailout = Soilent Green Politics
700 billion dollar bailout, brought to you by the makers of SOILENT GREEN!
“no”, then a picture of a large tractor being driven by Paulson or Bush, pulling a trailer stacked with bails of money being chased by a farm family; then the word “out”
How do you spell “bailout”
FASCISM?
Welcome to the fourth Reich –
Wall Street “bailout”
Abolish the Federal Reserve!
No Mercy For Crooked Bankers!
No Mercy For Crooked Politicians!
Bailout from the bottom up,
not the top down
I’M WORTH MORE THAN LEHMAN BROTHERS!
THA BANKSTAS REGULATE
BAILOUTS?!? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ BAILOUTS!!!
OUR GOVERNMENT IS DRIVING US ALL UP A WALL STREET!
MY SEX LIFE HAS IMPROVED 500%! THANKS WALL ST!
EVERY ONE WHO WANTS TO PUNCH OUT MR. FULD PLEASE LINE UP…
“NO MORE GREENSPANS”
“BUDDY, CAN YOU SPARE ME A BILLION?”