Bumper Sticker Brainstorm

One of our network members is keen on producing a bumper sticker to express our opposition to bailouts and the institutions engineering them. We could use your help in coming up with a pithy slogan for a great bumper sticker. So far, we have considered:

Delete Wall Street
Delete the Fed
No Bail, No Bail Outs
Jail Time, Not Bail Outs
Refunds, Not Bail Outs
Where is the Money?
Where Would Jesus Bank?
Would Jesus do Bail Outs?

Who Would Jesus Bail Out?

As you can see, we need your brainpower!

419 Comments

  1. The one I like the best so far.
    Bailouts: To each according to GREED

    And my vote for the wisest: “Too big to fail is too big to exist.”

    (These giant problems cannot happen without centralization of power and influence.)

    My previous suggestion, “Impeach Paulson!” is seriously deficient. It should read:
    Impeach Paulson Too!

    Another suggestion:
    Want more WAR? Bail them out.

    or darker sarcasm:
    Dead Babies Cost Bailouts.

    Bailouts for Body Parts —
    See your local recruiter.
    (Baby parts extra.)

    The latter has a few decent permutations, depending on one’s definition of “decent”.

  2. 700 billion divided by 350 million adults equals 20 million dollars each
    A free market economy renewed with values….could buy ourselves a healthy Earth

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