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The Fed Goes Darker with John Titus

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  1. Catherine:

    This is not mine.. it was sent to be by a friend. It exposes just how stupid the “safety” protocols for restaurants, ordered by Nevada Gov. Steve Sisolak, are.

    Thank you to my friend Bobby Ellis who forwarded it on to me…

    1) Arrive at restaurant and fish your three-month-old, single-use surgical mask out of the car’s filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning’s 84oz diet Pepsi).

    2)Strap up with three-month old single-use surgical mask.

    *MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!*

    3) Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.

    4) Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party-of-three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It’s OK, they’re sitting.

    5) Sit down.

    *SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGE!!!*

    5) Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.

    6)Waitress drops off drinks bare handed.

    7) Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you’re within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.

    8) Too many drinks. Need to pee. Don the magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.

    9) Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today.

    10) Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons.

    11) Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum.

    11) Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door – no matter, they’re all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers.

    12) Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful.

    13) Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.

    1. NIce going, why do we even have this conversation? Anyone acquiescing to all these UN rules is a traitor and chicken shit. Stand up to these idiots we call our “leaders” (my god I had to type that word) and do not do what they say, if it is against all human rights! If there is a “pandemic” it has been CREATED by these nefarious creatures and we should do everything to counter them. Otherwise we might as well “pack it in!

      1. Exactly, it’s so absurd ! I’m continually amazed by what comes next. BTW: Once you get out into the rural areas of Nevada, life returns to normal.. everyone gets that is is a fake “plandemic” and there are few wearing masks. There is a little town just north of Las Vegas called Overton. The locals heard that Nevada OSHA inspectors were in town trying to enforce mask compliance. Well.. they all hopped in their trucks and escorted the inspectors out of town. I heard things got a little “Spicy” in the process.

        1. Hey Mark, excellent! I wish that more people had this kind of guts and show these freaks the “door.
          I am not living in the States but in Canada and thus far we are relatively free to do what we have to unimpeded. Sure they have a Mask-rule here in Calgary but you do not need to wear a mask and they cannot ask you why. I am afraid that this won’t last very long this time of the year and they’ll lock things up again.
          I am too old to really care anymore. If they try anything on me, I make them shoot me and take one or two of them with me. I have a Machette ready since we are not allowed to have any handguns and I gave away my Winchester! I just wish someone would try to take this Gates Guy out! It would slow things down a might!

          1. Hi Michael

            I live a little ways outside of Calgary – if things get even stranger there you can do whatever business you need to do normally in Rockyview, Mountainview and Red Deer county – no masks needed, and if they try it ain’t gonna fly here.

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